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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 306689" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Quickie Lawyer Jokes.....</p><p> </p><p>Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? </p><p>It's called, Sosumi. </p><p></p><p>Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? </p><p>They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. </p><p></p><p>How are an apple and a lawyer alike? </p><p>They both look good hanging from a tree. </p><p></p><p>How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? </p><p>She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. </p><p></p><p>How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? </p><p>His lips are moving. </p><p></p><p>How does an attorney sleep? </p><p>First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. </p><p></p><p>How many lawyer jokes are there? </p><p>Only three. The rest are true stories. </p><p></p><p>How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? </p><p>How many can you afford?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 306689, member: 1246"] Quickie Lawyer Jokes..... Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called, Sosumi. Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. How are an apple and a lawyer alike? They both look good hanging from a tree. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? [/QUOTE]
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