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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 309097" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ten signs you might be a Taliban.......</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">to beer.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">can't afford shoes.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. You have more wives than teeth.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">in your robe.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">setting off roadside bombs.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">your cave."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban.......</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">..</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 309097, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ten signs you might be a Taliban.......[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]to beer.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]can't afford shoes.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. You have more wives than teeth.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]in your robe.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]setting off roadside bombs.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]your cave."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban.......[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]..[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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