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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 309695" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>EEK a Nightmare !!........</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a</strong></p><p><strong>mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find</strong></p><p><strong>my driver license photo and it was that same color. Black.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>But it's a wheelchair!!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>I turn around, and it's my Boyfriend, Jose.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Just what I needed!!!</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH Noooooo...I'm Bald too!!!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The telephone rings. It's my brother.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang</strong></p><p><strong>out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.'</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a</strong></p><p><strong>Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang up.</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker....Pacemaker?</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexicanboyfriend, a drug addict, HIV- positive, bald,</strong></p><p><strong>orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart,</strong></p><p><strong>I live in a crappy neighborhood.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,</strong></p><p><strong>'Sweetiepie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote for in the Primary?</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Clinton or Obama ???</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed,</strong></p><p><strong>drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,</strong></p><p><strong>orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat....</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 309695, member: 1246"] [B]EEK a Nightmare !!........[/B] [B]In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a[/B] [B]mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised![/B] [B]Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find[/B] [B]my driver license photo and it was that same color. Black.[/B] [B]I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.[/B] [B]But it's a wheelchair!![/B] [B]That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!![/B] [B]I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled.[/B] [B]'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.[/B] [B]I turn around, and it's my Boyfriend, Jose.[/B] [B]Just what I needed!!![/B] [B]I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.[/B] [B]Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!![/B] [B]Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH Noooooo...I'm Bald too!!![/B] [B]The telephone rings. It's my brother.[/B] [B]He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang[/B] [B]out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.'[/B] [B]Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan![/B] [B]I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a[/B] [B]Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan.[/B] [B]But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang up.[/B] [B]It's then I realize I only have one hand!!![/B] [B]With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.[/B] [B]I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.[/B] [B]Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker....Pacemaker?[/B] [B]Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexicanboyfriend, a drug addict, HIV- positive, bald,[/B] [B]orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart,[/B] [B]I live in a crappy neighborhood.[/B] [B]At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,[/B] [B]'Sweetiepie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote for in the Primary?[/B] [B]Clinton or Obama ???[/B] [B]Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed,[/B] [B]drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,[/B] [B]orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat....[/B] [/QUOTE]
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