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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 311994" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms</strong></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">to describe shots such as "shank", "chili-dip", "skull", </span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"duck-hook", "worm-burner", etc. </span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">James Joyce</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - a putt that's impossible </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">to </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">read.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rock Hudson</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - it looked straight, but wasn't.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Saddam Hussein</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - from one bunker into another.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Yasser Arafat</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - butt ugly and in the sand.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">John Kennedy Jr</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"., - didn't make it over the water.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rodney King</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - over-clubbed.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">An "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">O.J. Simpson</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - got away with it.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Princess Grace</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - should have used a driver.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Princess Di</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - shouldn't have used a driver.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">condom</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - safe, but didn't feel very good.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rush Limbaugh</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - a bit too far to the right.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Nancy Pelosi</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - way too far to the left.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Barbra Streisand</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - ugly but still working.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A "</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Teddy Kennedy</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" - goes in the water, but jumps out.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 311994, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]to describe shots such as "shank", "chili-dip", "skull", [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"duck-hook", "worm-burner", etc. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]James Joyce[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - a putt that's impossible [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=Arial]to [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]read.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Rock Hudson[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - it looked straight, but wasn't.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Saddam Hussein[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - from one bunker into another.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Yasser Arafat[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - butt ugly and in the sand.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]John Kennedy Jr[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"., - didn't make it over the water.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Rodney King[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - over-clubbed.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]An "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]O.J. Simpson[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - got away with it.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Princess Grace[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - should have used a driver.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Princess Di[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - shouldn't have used a driver.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]condom[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - safe, but didn't feel very good.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Rush Limbaugh[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - a bit too far to the right.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Nancy Pelosi[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - way too far to the left.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Barbra Streisand[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - ugly but still working.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Teddy Kennedy[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" - goes in the water, but jumps out.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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