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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 312426" data-attributes="member: 1246">Glad to Be a Woman&nbsp;I&#039;m glad I&#039;m a woman, yes I am, yes I am.I don&#039;t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.I don&#039;t brag to my buddies about my erections.I won&#039;t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.&nbsp;I don&#039;t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!I won&#039;t grab your hooters, I won&#039;t pinch your butt.My belt buckle&#039;s not hidden beneath my beer gut.&nbsp;And I don&#039;t go around &quot;re-adjusting&quot; my crotch,or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.I don&#039;t belch in public, I don&#039;t scratch my behind.I&#039;m a woman you see-I&#039;m just not that kind!&nbsp;I&#039;m glad I&#039;m a woman, I&#039;m so glad I could sing.I don&#039;t have body hair like shag carpeting.It doesn&#039;t grow from my ears or cover my back.When I lean over you can&#039;t see 3 inches of crack.&nbsp;And what&#039;s on my head doesn&#039;t leave with my comb.I&#039;ll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.I&#039;m a woman, you know-I&#039;ve got far too much pride!&nbsp;And I honestly think its a privilege for me,to have these two boobs and squat when I pee.I don&#039;t live to play golf and shoot basketball.I don&#039;t swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.&nbsp;I won&#039;t tell you my wife just does not understand,or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!&nbsp;Yes, I&#039;m so very glad I&#039;m a woman, you see.Forget all about that old penis envy.I don&#039;t long for male bonding, I don&#039;t cruise for chicks.Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.&nbsp;I&#039;m a woman by chance and I&#039;m thankful, it&#039;s true.I&#039;m so glad I&#039;m a woman and not a man like you!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 312426, member: 1246"] [B]Glad to Be a Woman[/B] I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt. My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut. And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch, or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch. I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind. I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing. I don't have body hair like shag carpeting. It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back. When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack. And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb. I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome. Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side. I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride! And I honestly think its a privilege for me, to have these two boobs and squat when I pee. I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball. I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal. I won't tell you my wife just does not understand, or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band. Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep, then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep! Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see. Forget all about that old penis envy. I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks. Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick. I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true. I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you! [/QUOTE]

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