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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 314007" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">COMMENTS/AGREEMENTS MADE BEFORE MARRIAGE AND REGRETTED LATER (THE MAN IS SPEAKING):</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---I want to have your children.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Nah! We don't need any prenup. We'll always be together!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Let's get married and grow old together!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Your mother? You know I'll love her as my mother-in-law. And, she's welcome anytime!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---So, you're not such a great cook. Honey, that's no big deal. We can eat out every once in a while.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Wow! We both want 2 boys and 2 girls!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---I know both of our parents got divorced. But, what does that have to do with us?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Thanks honey. My job really requires me to travel 90% of the time and I'm glad that won't bother you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---I'm glad you agree with my feeling that you shouldn't work and have a career.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---It's great that my little quirks like gulping my food, rushing through a meal, eating with my hands, and and occasionally farting out loud in public won't upset you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Great! You have no problem with my golfing every Saturday! What a wonderful and understanding wife you'll be!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---And, if I don't put down the toilet seat, you WON'T yell at me?! What a sweetheart!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---You sure poker every Tuesday with the guys at our place, cigar smoke everywhere, cursing, and beer belching won't bother you? Honey, what an understanding wife you'll make!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Occasionally, I let the grass grow pretty high. That's no problem? Gee, honey, you're so sweet.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---Your mother can finalize the guest list for the reception. My mom will go along with anything! You know that.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---I'm the man for your life and I'll never lie to you or let you down. I swear.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">---It will be wonderful to say yes when we're asked, "to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, forsaking all others, until death do us part." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 314007, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]COMMENTS/AGREEMENTS MADE BEFORE MARRIAGE AND REGRETTED LATER (THE MAN IS SPEAKING): ---I want to have your children. ---Nah! We don't need any prenup. We'll always be together! ---Let's get married and grow old together! ---Your mother? You know I'll love her as my mother-in-law. And, she's welcome anytime! ---So, you're not such a great cook. Honey, that's no big deal. We can eat out every once in a while. ---Wow! We both want 2 boys and 2 girls! ---I know both of our parents got divorced. But, what does that have to do with us? ---Thanks honey. My job really requires me to travel 90% of the time and I'm glad that won't bother you. ---I'm glad you agree with my feeling that you shouldn't work and have a career. ---It's great that my little quirks like gulping my food, rushing through a meal, eating with my hands, and and occasionally farting out loud in public won't upset you. ---Great! You have no problem with my golfing every Saturday! What a wonderful and understanding wife you'll be! ---And, if I don't put down the toilet seat, you WON'T yell at me?! What a sweetheart! ---You sure poker every Tuesday with the guys at our place, cigar smoke everywhere, cursing, and beer belching won't bother you? Honey, what an understanding wife you'll make! ---Occasionally, I let the grass grow pretty high. That's no problem? Gee, honey, you're so sweet. ---Your mother can finalize the guest list for the reception. My mom will go along with anything! You know that. ---I'm the man for your life and I'll never lie to you or let you down. I swear. ---It will be wonderful to say yes when we're asked, "to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, forsaking all others, until death do us part." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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