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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 314139" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">Walking The Dog</span></span> ..........</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">A woman was flying from </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">Seattle </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">to </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">San Francisco</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">Sacramento </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: navy">Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: navy">He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">Sacramento </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">'No thanks, but maybe </span></span></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>Buddy </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">would like to stretch his legs.'</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">Picture this:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">True story... Have a great day and remember...</span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.</span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 314139, member: 1246"] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]Walking The Dog[/FONT][/COLOR] .......... [FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]A woman was flying from [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]Seattle [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]to [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]San Francisco[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]Sacramento [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=navy] [SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=navy]Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=navy]He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]Sacramento [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bookman Old Style]for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT=Bookman Old Style]'No thanks, but maybe [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][U][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]Buddy [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style]would like to stretch his legs.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Bookman Old Style] [SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style]Picture this:[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style]All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style]The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines![/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style]True story... Have a great day and remember...[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Bookman Old Style] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Bookman Old Style]THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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