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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 314177" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">An older couple is lying in bed one morning, </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">having just awakened from a good night's sleep. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me!" </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Why not?" he asks. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">She answers back, "Because I'm dead." </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband says, "What are you talking about? </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">We're both lying here in bed together talking to one another." </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">She says. "No, I'm definitely dead." </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">makes you think you're dead?"</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">"NOTHING HURTS". </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 314177, member: 5402"] [CENTER][SIZE=4]An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. The husband takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me!" "Why not?" he asks. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]She answers back, "Because I'm dead." [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together talking to one another." [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]She says. "No, I'm definitely dead." [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]"NOTHING HURTS". [/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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