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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 318448" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Politically Correct Expressions</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Drunk = Spacially Perplexed </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Insane People = Comprehensibility Selective </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Insane People = Selectively Perceptive </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bisexual = Sexually Non-preferential </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bald = Folically Challenged </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bald = Comb-Free </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Girl = Pre-Woman </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Short = Vertically Challenged </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Airhead = Reality Impaired </span></span></li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dead = Metabolically Challenged </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Poor = Economically Deficient </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Poor = Economically Unprepared </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Slum = Economic Oppression Zone </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hunter = Animal Assassin </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Old People = Gerentologically Advanced </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Homeless = Optionally Residential </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hooker = Sexual-Care Provider </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hooker = Sex Surrogate </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Housewife = Domestic Technician</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Deaf = Visually Oriented </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Blind = Photonically Non-receptive </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Ugly = Attractively Impaired </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Obnoxious = Charismatically Impeded</span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 318448, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]Politically Correct Expressions[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Drunk = Spacially Perplexed [*]Insane People = Comprehensibility Selective [*]Insane People = Selectively Perceptive [*]Bisexual = Sexually Non-preferential [*]Bald = Folically Challenged [*]Bald = Comb-Free [*]Girl = Pre-Woman [*]Short = Vertically Challenged [*]Airhead = Reality Impaired [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Dead = Metabolically Challenged [*]Poor = Economically Deficient [*]Poor = Economically Unprepared [*]Slum = Economic Oppression Zone [*]Hunter = Animal Assassin [*]Old People = Gerentologically Advanced [*]Homeless = Optionally Residential [*]Hooker = Sexual-Care Provider [*]Hooker = Sex Surrogate [*]Housewife = Domestic Technician[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Deaf = Visually Oriented [*]Blind = Photonically Non-receptive [*]Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged [*]Ugly = Attractively Impaired [*]Obnoxious = Charismatically Impeded[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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