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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 320470" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You need a new car when . . .</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~ You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~ You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~ You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~ The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~ The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~ You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~ The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 320470, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]You need a new car when . . . ~ You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. ~ You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. ~ You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing. ~ The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk." ~ The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker. ~ You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo. ~ The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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