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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 321571" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Burger King -- Fiber's for weenies! </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Taco Bell -- Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">KFC -- We're NOT a rap group, dammit! </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Popeye's -- Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">McDonald's -- Did somebody say McBypass? </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">McDonald's -- New cooler coffee! </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Domino's -- If you're too wasted to drive, we'll bring your food to you! </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Der Wienerschnitzel -- Now with 15% less pig rectum. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">KFC -- Hey, don't give your money to those racist bastards at Denny's! </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Starbucks -- Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Taco Bell -- Yo tengo flatulence. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wendy's -- If Dave doesn't give a rat's ass about his cholesterol, why should you? </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Taco Bell -- Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">KFC -- It's KFCN' awesome!</span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 321571, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Burger King -- Fiber's for weenies! [*]Taco Bell -- Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years. [*]KFC -- We're NOT a rap group, dammit! [*]Popeye's -- Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy. [*]McDonald's -- Did somebody say McBypass? [*]McDonald's -- New cooler coffee! [*]Domino's -- If you're too wasted to drive, we'll bring your food to you! [*]Der Wienerschnitzel -- Now with 15% less pig rectum. [*]KFC -- Hey, don't give your money to those racist bastards at Denny's! [*]Starbucks -- Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato [*]Taco Bell -- Yo tengo flatulence. [*]Wendy's -- If Dave doesn't give a rat's ass about his cholesterol, why should you? [*]Taco Bell -- Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients. [*]KFC -- It's KFCN' awesome![/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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