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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 322155" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Questions For Retirees......</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: How many days in a week?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: When is a retirees bedtime?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: Tied shoes.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: Why do retirees count pennies?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: NUTS!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: Normal.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And, my very favorite....</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">QUESTION: What do you do all week? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 322155, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Questions For Retirees......[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: How many days in a week?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: When is a retirees bedtime?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: Tied shoes.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: Why do retirees count pennies?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: NUTS![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: Normal.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]And, my very favorite....[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]QUESTION: What do you do all week? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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