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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 322348" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can spend hours just smelling stuff. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.</span></span></li> </ol><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 322348, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST=1] [*]If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. [*]No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. [*]Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. [*]Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. [*]No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. [*]Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. [*]You can spend hours just smelling stuff. [*]No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. [*]It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. [*]Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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