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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 328468" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You Could Have Heard a Pin Drop........</span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if America's plans for Iraq were just an</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">example of 'empire building' by George Bush.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">freedom beyond our borders. If you ever take the time to check, you will find the only land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those who did not return.'</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>You could have heard a pin drop.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers was taking part, including French and American.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has pulled? He has sent an aircraft carrier toIndonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly, 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'<strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>You could have heard a pin drop.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A U.S. Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">countries.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks, when a French Admiral suddenly complained, 'Whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'<strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>You could have heard a pin drop.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE.........</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One of them was an elderly, retired teacher aged 83. At Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'You have been to France before, Monsieur?' the Customs Officer asked sarcastically. The old fella agreed he had, indeed, been to France previously.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready,' was the curt, smart-arse response.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The American said hesitantly, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Impossible! You Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!'</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The American Elder gave the Frenchman a long hard look.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then he quietly explained, 'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country ........... I couldn't find <strong>any</strong> damn Frenchmen to show it to.'<strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>You could have heard a pin drop.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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