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<blockquote data-quote="traveler" data-source="post: 330074" data-attributes="member: 1954">IRISH SAUSAGE Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn&#039;t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.Murphy said &#039;Hang on, I have an idea.&#039;He went next door to the butcher&#039;s shop and came out with one large sausage.Shamus said &#039;Are you crazy? Now we don&#039;t have any money left at all!&#039;Murphy replied, &#039;Don&#039;t worry - just follow me.&#039;He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.Shamus said &#039;Now you&#039;ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven&#039;t got any money!!&#039;Murphy replied, with a smile. &#039;Don&#039;t worry, I have a plan, Cheers!&#039;They downed their drinks. Murphy said, &#039;OK, I&#039;ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.&#039;The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.At the tenth pub Shamus said &#039;Murphy - I don&#039;t think I can do any more of this. I&#039;m drunk and me knees are killin&#039; me!&#039;Murphy said, &#039;How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub......</blockquote>

[QUOTE="traveler, post: 330074, member: 1954"] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]IRISH SAUSAGE[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub......[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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