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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 330553" data-attributes="member: 1246">Love / Lust / Marriage&nbsp;LOVE: When intercourse is called &quot;making love.&quot; LUST: When intercourse is called &quot;screwing.&quot; MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.&nbsp;LOVE: When you share everything you own. LUST: When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything. &nbsp;LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have. LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.&nbsp;LOVE: When you write poems about your partner. LUST: When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks. &nbsp;LOVE: When your only concern is your partner&#039;s feelings. LUST: When your only concern is finding a room with mirrors everywhere.MARRIAGE: When your only concern is what&#039;s on TV. &nbsp;LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you should do it. MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio. &nbsp;LOVE: When you&#039;re only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST: When you&#039;re only interested in doing things to your partner. MARRIAGE: When you&#039;re only interested in your golf score. &nbsp;LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts. LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you&#039;re allowed.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 330553, member: 1246"] Love / Lust / Marriage [B]LOVE[/B]: When intercourse is called "making love." [B]LUST[/B]: When intercourse is called "screwing." [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. [B]LOVE[/B]: When you share everything you own. [B]LUST[/B]: When you steal everything they own. [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: When the bank owns everything. [B]LOVE[/B]: When you argue over how many children to have. [B]LUST[/B]: When you argue over who gets the wet spot. [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. [B]LOVE[/B]: When you write poems about your partner. [B]LUST[/B]: When all you write is your phone number. [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: When all you write is checks. [B]LOVE[/B]: When your only concern is your partner's feelings. [B]LUST[/B]: When your only concern is finding a room with mirrors everywhere. [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: When your only concern is what's on TV. [B]LOVE[/B]: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. [B]LUST[/B]: When the songs on the radio determine how you should do it. [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: When you listen to talk radio. [B]LOVE[/B]: When you're only interested in doing things [I]with[/I] your partner. [B]LUST[/B]: When you're only interested in doing things to your partner. [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: When you're only interested in your golf score. [B]LOVE[/B]: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts. [B]LUST[/B]: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. [B]MARRIAGE[/B]: You only leave the house when you're allowed. [/QUOTE]

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