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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 331927" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Question.............</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Answer:</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pose the following question:</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. When suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You are carrying a Glock 17, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">UK POLICE OFFICERS Answer: Well, that's not really enough information to answer the question!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Does the man look poor or oppressed?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Could we run away?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What does my wife think?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What about the kids?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What does the law say about this situation?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Should I call 999?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Why is this street so deserted? Maybe we need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home?</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG!</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG. Click.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Apparently Australian’s are better shots…………. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 331927, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Question.............[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Answer:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Pose the following question:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. When suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You are carrying a Glock 17, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]UK POLICE OFFICERS Answer: Well, that's not really enough information to answer the question![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Does the man look poor or oppressed?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Could we run away?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What does my wife think?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What about the kids?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What does the law say about this situation?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Should I call 999?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Why is this street so deserted? Maybe we need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG. Click.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Apparently Australian’s are better shots…………. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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