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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 332422" data-attributes="member: 1246">Teachers Have It Tough......____________________________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it&#039;s H to O.__________________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today thatwe didn&#039;t have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!__________________________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I&#039;m a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with &#039;I.&#039;MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, &#039;I am.&#039;MILLIE: All right... &#039;I am the ninth letter of thealphabet.&#039;_________________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father&#039;scherry tree,but also admitted it. Now,Louie, do you know why his father didn&#039;t punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.______________________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayersbefore eating?SIMON: No sir, I don&#039;t have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on &#039;My Dog&#039; is exactly thesame as your brother&#039;s.Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It&#039;s the same dog.___________________________________&nbsp;TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps ontalking when people are nolonger interested?HAROLD: A teacher</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 332422, member: 1246"] Teachers Have It Tough...... ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher [/QUOTE]

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