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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 332905" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">TRAVEL AGENT TERMS..................</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Old world charm ... Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Tropical .... Rainy.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Majestic setting ... A long way from town, at end of dirt road.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Options galore ... Nothing is included in the price.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Secluded hideaway .......Directions to locate unclear.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Some budget rooms .....Sorry, already occupied.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Explore on your own .....At your own expense.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Minutes From ???...........By Plane</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Romantic ...................... No Phone in room</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Knowledgeable trip hosts ... They've flown in an airplane before.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">No extra fees .............. No extras available.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Bird Watchers Paradise...... Your car's paint will never be the same</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Nominal fee ................. Outrageous charge.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Standard ..................... Sub-standard.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Deluxe ........................ Barely Standard.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Superior accommodations... One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All the amenities ......... Two chocolates, two shower caps.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Just Like Home............. No Maid service.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Plush ................. Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Gentle breezes ........... In hurricane alley.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Light and airy .............. No air conditioning.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Picturesque ................ Theme park nearby.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">24-hour bar .....Ice cubes at additional cost (when available). </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 332905, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]TRAVEL AGENT TERMS..................[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Old world charm ... Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Tropical .... Rainy.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Majestic setting ... A long way from town, at end of dirt road.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Options galore ... Nothing is included in the price.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Secluded hideaway .......Directions to locate unclear.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Some budget rooms .....Sorry, already occupied.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Explore on your own .....At your own expense.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Minutes From ???...........By Plane[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Romantic ...................... No Phone in room[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Knowledgeable trip hosts ... They've flown in an airplane before.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]No extra fees .............. No extras available.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Bird Watchers Paradise...... Your car's paint will never be the same[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Nominal fee ................. Outrageous charge.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Standard ..................... Sub-standard.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Deluxe ........................ Barely Standard.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Superior accommodations... One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]All the amenities ......... Two chocolates, two shower caps.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Just Like Home............. No Maid service.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Plush ................. Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Gentle breezes ........... In hurricane alley.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Light and airy .............. No air conditioning.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Picturesque ................ Theme park nearby.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]24-hour bar .....Ice cubes at additional cost (when available). [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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