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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 333250" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">80% held up their hands.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">The Minister then repeated his question.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.</span></p><p> </p><p>'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">'Ninety-eight.' she replied.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">'I outlived the bitches.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 333250, member: 1246"] [SIZE=3]Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'[/SIZE] [COLOR=black]80% held up their hands.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The Minister then repeated his question.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.[/COLOR] 'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' [COLOR=black]I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'Ninety-eight.' she replied.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'I outlived the bitches.'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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