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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 334530" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040">**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040">**'Hello?'**</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'Hi honey.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2">This is Daddy.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2">Is Mommy near the phone?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'No, Daddy.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040">She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>**After a brief pause,**</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Daddy says,**</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2">'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040">Right now.'</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Brief Pause.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2">Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2">And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #001fe2">That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A few minutes later</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The little girl comes back to the phone.</span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'I did it, Daddy.'</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'And what happened, honey?' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040">'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>And now she isn't moving at all!'</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040">And into the swimming pool.**</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040">But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff4040">Last week to clean it.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>*****Long Pause*****</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>*****Longer Pause*****</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>*****Even Longer Pause*****</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>**Then Daddy says,**</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>**'Swimming pool? ...........**</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="color: #001fe2"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Is this 486-5731 ???</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="color: #ff4040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>No, I think you have the wrong number.........</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 334530, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040]**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040]**'Hello?'**[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#001fe2][COLOR=#001fe2][FONT=Arial][B]'Hi honey.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2]This is Daddy.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2]Is Mommy near the phone?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]'No, Daddy.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040]She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]**After a brief pause,**[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]Daddy says,**[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2]'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040]Right now.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]Brief Pause.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#001fe2][COLOR=#001fe2][FONT=Arial][B]'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2]Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2]And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#001fe2]That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]A few minutes later[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The little girl comes back to the phone.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]'I did it, Daddy.'[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#001fe2][COLOR=#001fe2][FONT=Arial][B]'And what happened, honey?' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040]'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]And now she isn't moving at all!'[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#001fe2][COLOR=#001fe2][FONT=Arial][B]'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040]And into the swimming pool.**[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040]But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff4040]Last week to clean it.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]*****Long Pause*****[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]*****Longer Pause*****[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]*****Even Longer Pause*****[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][B]**Then Daddy says,**[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#001fe2][COLOR=#001fe2][FONT=Arial][B]**'Swimming pool? ...........**[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#001fe2][COLOR=#001fe2][FONT=Arial][B]Is this 486-5731 ???[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff4040][COLOR=#ff4040][FONT=Arial][B]No, I think you have the wrong number.........[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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