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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 335053" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Celebrity answers on Hollywood Squares</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports shirt. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">George Goebel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy on a woman? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Redd Foxx: I wouldn't have it any other way... </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies... but I don't recommend the cookies! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street, should you do anything? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">George Goebel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind... </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Tape measures. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">George Goebel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes... </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Can boys join the camp fire girls? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Marty Allen: Only after lights out. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Make him bark. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">George Goebel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-what is it? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: A divorcee. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">George Goebel: Get it in his mouth. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: He's out of town. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver - that's why they asked the question. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did." What was it? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: His feet. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. Should you try to break him of his habit? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Joan Rivers: Yes. It's daddy's turn. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 335053, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=#003366][FONT=Arial]Celebrity answers on Hollywood Squares[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports shirt. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]George Goebel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget! [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy on a woman? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Redd Foxx: I wouldn't have it any other way... [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies... but I don't recommend the cookies! [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street, should you do anything? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]George Goebel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries! [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind... [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Tape measures. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]George Goebel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes... [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Can boys join the camp fire girls? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Marty Allen: Only after lights out. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Make him bark. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]George Goebel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch! [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-what is it? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected! [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: A divorcee. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]George Goebel: Get it in his mouth. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: He's out of town. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver - that's why they asked the question. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did." What was it? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: His feet. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. Should you try to break him of his habit? [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Joan Rivers: Yes. It's daddy's turn. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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