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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 335201" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2. "Actually, it's only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3. "Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hell's Angels, but I'm told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet of it."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4. "One bleeding toilet doesn't necessarily mean it's haunted."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5. "Your neighbor has assured me that, technically, they're not 'killer' bees."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6. "Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, it's unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">7. "It's quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">8. "Did you know that the band Grave Raper holds their practice sessions right next door?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">9. "It's true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">10. "You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night." </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 335201, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden." 2. "Actually, it's only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground." 3. "Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hell's Angels, but I'm told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet of it." 4. "One bleeding toilet doesn't necessarily mean it's haunted." 5. "Your neighbor has assured me that, technically, they're not 'killer' bees." 6. "Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, it's unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property." 7. "It's quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity." 8. "Did you know that the band Grave Raper holds their practice sessions right next door?" 9. "It's true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder." 10. "You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night." [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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