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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 335286" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">SHIPWRECKED...........</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Upon</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">island. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">the sun set. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">it...but the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">the man took his arm from around the sheep. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">but there was no more cuddling. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">and the only survivor was (GASP...).......Hillary Clinton. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">started to get "those feelings" again.. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 335286, member: 1246"] [FONT=Helvetica]SHIPWRECKED...........[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Upon[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]island. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]the sun set. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]it...but the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]the man took his arm from around the sheep. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]but there was no more cuddling. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck, [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]and the only survivor was (GASP...).......Hillary Clinton. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]started to get "those feelings" again.. [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and[/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... [/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica]"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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