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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 336548" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: left"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'">Fast Sex.....</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><strong>Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...</span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'</span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you ben d dow n and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' </span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.</span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' </span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">She agreed and accepts the proposal.</span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, </span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">'The bastard had all dimes!'</span></span></span></strong></p><p></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style'"><span style="color: #bf00bf">Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.</span></span></span></strong></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></strong><p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 336548, member: 1246"] [LEFT][B][B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=#bf00bf][FONT=Bookman Old Style]Fast Sex.....[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=#bf00bf][FONT=Bookman Old Style][B]Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/LEFT][B][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you ben d dow n and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]She agreed and accepts the proposal.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]'The bastard had all dimes!'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT] [LEFT][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Bookman Old Style][COLOR=#bf00bf]Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT][/COLOR][LEFT][/left][/FONT][LEFT][/left][/B][LEFT][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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