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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 336583" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS EXPLAINED THE MYSTERY!!!</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a liquor store or a motel in the United States.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>If there is nothing under the dot, he must take a job in India answering telephones and giving unintelligible technical advice to frustrated Americans.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 336583, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#993300][COLOR=#993300][FONT=Arial][B]FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS EXPLAINED THE MYSTERY!!![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#993300][COLOR=#993300][FONT=Arial][B]For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#993300][COLOR=#993300][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#993300][COLOR=#993300][FONT=Arial][B]When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a liquor store or a motel in the United States.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#993300][COLOR=#993300][FONT=Arial][B]If there is nothing under the dot, he must take a job in India answering telephones and giving unintelligible technical advice to frustrated Americans.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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