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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 337423" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>OBITUARY</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Today we mourn the passing</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">of a beloved old friend by the name of</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Common Sense who has been with us </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">for many years.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">No one knows for sure how old he was</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">since his birth records were long ago lost </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">in bureaucratic red tape.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">He will be remembered as having cultivated </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">such value lessons as knowing when to come </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">in out of the rain, why the early bird gets </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">the worm and that life isn't always fair.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">policies (don't spend more than you earn) and </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">are in charge).</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">His health began to rapidly deteriorate when </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">well intentioned but overbearing regulations</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">were set in place.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">sexual harassment for kissing a classmate;</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">teens suspended from school for using mouthwash </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">an unruly student, only worsened his condition.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">It declined even further when schools were required </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student;</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">but, could not inform the parents when a student became </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Commandments became contraband; churches became </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">businesses; and criminals received better treatment</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">than their victims.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Responsibi lity; and his son, Reason.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Ima Whiner.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Not many attended his funeral because so few realized </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">he was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not join </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0000a0">the majority and do nothing.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
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