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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 338458" data-attributes="member: 1246">A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.&nbsp;With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed outback of the barn.&nbsp;She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter&#039;s saw.&nbsp;The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, &quot;Stop! Stop! You&#039;re notgonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?&quot;&nbsp;The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband&#039;shand and said, &quot;Nope. I&#039;m gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.&quot;&lt;SPAN style=&quot;COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &#039;Comic Sans MS&#039;&quot;&gt;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 338458, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]another woman.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]back of the barn.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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