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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3415403" data-attributes="member: 1246">Combat for Dummies<a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Combat-for-Dummies/2018031449" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2018/03/14/Combat-for-Dummies.jpg.330.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources.&#039;When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.&#039; --U.S. Marine Corps&#039;Aim towards the enemy.&#039; --Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher&#039;If the enemy is in range, so are you.&#039; --Infantry Journal&#039;A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what&#039;s left of your unit.&#039; --Army&#039;s magazine of prevention maintenance&#039;It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.&#039; --U.S. Air Force manual&#039;Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.&#039; --Infantry Journal&#039;Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.&#039; --USAF Ammo Troop&#039;Tracers work both ways.&#039; --U.S. Army Ordnance&#039;Five-second fuses only last three seconds.&#039; --Infantry Journal&#039;If your attack is going too well, you&#039;re walking into an ambush.&#039; --Infantry Journal&#039;No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.&#039; --Unknown&#039;Any ship can be a minesweeper....once.&#039; --Anon&#039;If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.&#039; --USAF Ammo Troop&#039;Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do.&#039; --Unknown Marine Recruit&#039;Don&#039;t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.&#039; --Infantry Journal&#039;Bravery is being the only one who knows you&#039;re afraid.&#039; --David Hackworth</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3415403, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Combat for Dummies[/B][/SIZE] [URL='http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Combat-for-Dummies/2018031449'][IMG]http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2018/03/14/Combat-for-Dummies.jpg.330.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. 'When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.' --U.S. Marine Corps 'Aim towards the enemy.' --Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' --Infantry Journal 'A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.' --Army's magazine of prevention maintenance 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' --U.S. Air Force manual 'Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.' --Infantry Journal 'Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.' --USAF Ammo Troop 'Tracers work both ways.' --U.S. Army Ordnance 'Five-second fuses only last three seconds.' --Infantry Journal 'If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush.' --Infantry Journal 'No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.' --Unknown 'Any ship can be a minesweeper....once.' --Anon 'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.' --USAF Ammo Troop 'Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do.' --Unknown Marine Recruit 'Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.' --Infantry Journal 'Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.' --David Hackworth [/QUOTE]

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