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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 341604" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">women who are interested in them?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">menopause?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">finish the basement. When you are done you will have a</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">place to live.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">the way to Egypt."</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">year old husband?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Tell him you're pregnant.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">elderly-----wrinkles?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Take off your glasses.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">all those wrinkles on my face?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: On their foreheads.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">olds when they enter antique stores?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: "Gosh, I remember these."</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
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