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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3421999" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>For All Men WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED:</p><p></p><p>Yes = No</p><p>No = Yes</p><p>Maybe = No</p><p>I am sorry. = You'll be sorry.</p><p>We need... = I want</p><p>It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.</p><p>Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.</p><p>We need to talk... = I need to complain.</p><p> Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.</p><p>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you maroon!</p><p>You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.</p><p>You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?</p><p>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.</p><p>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.</p><p>I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....</p><p> Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!</p><p>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.</p><p>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.</p><p>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.</p><p>I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.</p><p>Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.</p><p>You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.</p><p>Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.</p><p>Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.</p><p>I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.</p><p>In response to What's wrong?:</p><p>The same old thing = Nothing</p><p>Nothing = Everything</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3421999, member: 1246"] For All Men WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I am sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain. Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you maroon! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In response to What's wrong?: The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything [/QUOTE]
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