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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 342265" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Larry's Tattoo...</p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been" </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"A tattoo" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get"</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"What the hell were you thinking" she said, shaking her head in disgust.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">On his privates"</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Three, I like how money feels in my hand.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Larry is recovering in room 233 at a local hospital.</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 342265, member: 1246"] Larry's Tattoo... [LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been" [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"A tattoo" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"What the hell were you thinking" she said, shaking her head in disgust.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]On his privates"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Three, I like how money feels in my hand.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Larry is recovering in room 233 at a local hospital.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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