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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 342744" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center">Grocery Shopping</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Whoa, what do you think you're doing?' asks the man.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man replies...'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER, AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!'</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 342744, member: 1246"] [CENTER]Grocery Shopping[/CENTER] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Arial]A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping. The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says. 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart. 'Whoa, what do you think you're doing?' asks the man. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says. The man replies...'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER, AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!'[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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