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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 343170" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: red">White House Breakfast</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." </strong></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton," and the she storms away. </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....................................... </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">"It's pronounced 'quiche.'"</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 343170, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=red]White House Breakfast[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=blue][B]Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=blue]"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue]George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue]''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton," and the she storms away. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue]Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....................................... [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue]"It's pronounced 'quiche.'"[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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