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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 346113" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.. Let's see now. . . </strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No Jesus</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No Christmas</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No television</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No cheerleaders</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No baseball</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No football</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No hockey</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No golf</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No tailgate parties</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No Wal-Mart</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #993300"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #993300"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #993300">No HEB</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No Home Depot</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No pork BBQ</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No hot dogs</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No burgers </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No chocolate chip cookies</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No lobster</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No gumbo</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No jambalaya</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">No Beer</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">Rags for clothes and towels for hats.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">More than one wife. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">You can't shave. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">Your wives can't shave. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">Your bride is picked by someone else. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">She smells just like your donkey. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">But your donkey has a better disposition. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">I mean, really, is there a mystery here?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 346113, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.. Let's see now. . . [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No Jesus[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No Christmas[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No television[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No cheerleaders[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No baseball[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No football[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No hockey[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No golf[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No tailgate parties[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No Wal-Mart[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#993300] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#993300]No HEB[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No Home Depot[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No pork BBQ[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No hot dogs[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No burgers [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No chocolate chip cookies[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No lobster[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No gumbo[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No jambalaya[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]No Beer[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]Rags for clothes and towels for hats.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]More than one wife. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]You can't shave. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]Your wives can't shave. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]Your bride is picked by someone else. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]She smells just like your donkey. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]But your donkey has a better disposition. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]I mean, really, is there a mystery here?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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