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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 346919" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">TRAIN TICKET </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Three men and three women are travelling by train to the football</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">At the station, the three women each buy a ticket and watch as the three men buy just one ticket. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the women.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'Watch and learn,' answers one of the men.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">They all board the train. The three women take their respective seats but all three men cram into a toilet together and close the door. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens just a</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The conductor takes it and moves on. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The women see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three men don't buy any ticket at all!! </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed woman. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'Watch and learn,' answer the men. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When they board the train, the three women cram themselves into a toilet, and the three men cram into another toilet just down the way. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the men leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the women are hiding. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The man knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.' </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I'm still trying to figure out why women ever think they are smarter than men!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 346919, member: 1246"] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5]TRAIN TICKET [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Three men and three women are travelling by train to the football[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]At the station, the three women each buy a ticket and watch as the three men buy just one ticket. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the women.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]'Watch and learn,' answers one of the men.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]They all board the train. The three women take their respective seats but all three men cram into a toilet together and close the door. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens just a[/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5]crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]The conductor takes it and moves on. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]The women see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three men don't buy any ticket at all!! [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed woman. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]'Watch and learn,' answer the men. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]When they board the train, the three women cram themselves into a toilet, and the three men cram into another toilet just down the way. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the men leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the women are hiding. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]The man knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.' [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma]I'm still trying to figure out why women ever think they are smarter than men![/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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