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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 347246" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR A PASTOR.......</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it. Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do. Bad News: The choir mutinied.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks. Bad News: You were on vacation.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Good News: The youth in your church come to the rectory for a surprise visit. Bad News: It's in the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" your house. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 347246, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR A PASTOR....... Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30. Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it. Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position. Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do. Bad News: The choir mutinied. Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks. Bad News: You were on vacation. Good News: The youth in your church come to the rectory for a surprise visit. Bad News: It's in the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" your house. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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