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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 347704" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000">North vs. South</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #004080">A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. "Here," he points out at one spot, "is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #004080">Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #004080">Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Yes ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus."</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 347704, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000]North vs. South[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#004080]A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. "Here," he points out at one spot, "is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees. Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers."[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#004080][FONT=Arial]A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#004080][FONT=Arial]"Yes ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus."[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [LEFT][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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