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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 348698" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Ladies Night Out.</p><p> </p><p>So ... the other day, three friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.</p><p> </p><p>Not to be outdone, my second friend pulls out a $20 bill. </p><p>She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek.</p><p> </p><p>Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks.</p><p> </p><p>Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and then the financial analyst in me took over.</p><p> </p><p>I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 348698, member: 1246"] Ladies Night Out. So ... the other day, three friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, my second friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and then the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home. [/QUOTE]
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