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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 349186" data-attributes="member: 1246">Old Is......&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, &#039;Let&#039;s go upstairs and make love,&#039; and you answer, &#039;Pick one; I can&#039;t do both!&#039;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you&#039;re barefoot.&nbsp;&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN...You don&#039;t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don&#039;t have to go along.&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN... &#039;Getting a little action&#039; means you don&#039;t need to take any fiber today.&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN...&#039;Getting lucky&#039; means you find your car in the parking lot.&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN... An &#039;all nighter&#039; means not getting up to use the bathroom.&nbsp;AND&nbsp;&#039;OLD&#039; IS WHEN... You are not sure these are jokes?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 349186, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080]Old Is......[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]and make love,' and you answer, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'Pick one; I can't do both!'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Your friends compliment you [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]on your new alligator shoes [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]and you're barefoot.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]A sexy babe catches your fancy [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]and your pacemaker opens the garage door,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]Going braless [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]You don't care where your spouse goes, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]just as long as you don't have to go along.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'Getting a little action' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]means you don't need to take any fiber today.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'Getting lucky' means you find your car [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]in the parking lot.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]An 'all nighter' means not getting up [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]to use the bathroom.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]AND[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]'OLD' IS WHEN... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]You are not sure these are jokes?[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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