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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 349640" data-attributes="member: 1246">CAT MIND GAMES....&nbsp;1. Stare with the exact same expression whether you&#039;re looking at nothing or an ax murderer.&nbsp;2. Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.&nbsp;3. Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.&nbsp;4. Play with invisible objects.&nbsp;5. Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneading any available body parts.&nbsp;6. Do a figure 8 through your humans&#039; legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won&#039;t get a bite of.&nbsp;7. Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure you&#039;re napping in the bathroom doorway.&nbsp;8. Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human&#039; s shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.&nbsp;9. If you absolutely have to go to the vet, cling to your human&#039;s head, howling at the top of your lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.&nbsp;10. Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.&nbsp;11. Using the litterbox at your human&#039;s mealtimes can be great fun. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 349640, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]CAT MIND GAMES....[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1. Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2. Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]3. Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]4. Play with invisible objects.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]5. Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneading any available body parts.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]6. Do a figure 8 through your humans' legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]7. Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure you're napping in the bathroom doorway.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]8. Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human' s shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]9. If you absolutely have to go to the vet, cling to your human's head, howling at the top of your lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]10. Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]11. Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes can be great fun. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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