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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 350541" data-attributes="member: 1246">Advice From Children...........Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10&nbsp;When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew,Age12&nbsp;Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. Andrew, Age 9&nbsp;Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. Rocky, Age 9&nbsp;Sleep in your clothes so you&#039;ll be dressed in the morning. Stephanie, Age 8&nbsp;Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Rosemary, Age 7&nbsp;Don&#039;t flush the toilet when you&#039;re dad&#039;s in the shower. Lamar, Age 10&nbsp;Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when yourparents are doing taxes. Carrol, Age 9&nbsp;Never bug a pregnant mom. Nicholas, Age 11&nbsp;Don&#039;t ever be too full for dessert. Kelly, Age 10&nbsp;When your dad is mad and asks you, &quot;Do I look stupid?&quot; don&#039;t answer him. Heather, Age 16&nbsp;Never tell your mom her diet&#039;s not working. Michael, Age 14&nbsp;Don&#039;t pick on your sister when she&#039;s holding a baseball bat. Joel, Age12&nbsp;When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she&#039;s onthe phone. Alyesha, Age 13&nbsp;Never try to baptize a cat. Laura, Age 13&nbsp;Never do pranks at a police station. Sam, Age 10&nbsp;Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it&#039;s moving. Rob, Age 10&nbsp;Never tell your little brother that you&#039;re not going to do what your momtold you to do. Hank, Age 12&nbsp;Remember you&#039;re never too old to hold your father&#039;s hand. Molly, Age 11&nbsp;Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Chelsey, Age 7&nbsp;Stay away from prunes. Randy, Age 9&nbsp;Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. Phillip, Age 13</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 350541, member: 1246"] Advice From Children........... Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew,Age12 Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. Andrew, Age 9 Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. Rocky, Age 9 Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. Stephanie, Age 8 Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Rosemary, Age 7 Don't flush the toilet when you're dad's in the shower. Lamar, Age 10 Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when yourparents are doing taxes. Carrol, Age 9 Never bug a pregnant mom. Nicholas, Age 11 Don't ever be too full for dessert. Kelly, Age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, Age 16 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, Age 14 Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, Age12 When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's onthe phone. Alyesha, Age 13 Never try to baptize a cat. Laura, Age 13 Never do pranks at a police station. Sam, Age 10 Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. Rob, Age 10 Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your momtold you to do. Hank, Age 12 Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. Molly, Age 11 Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Chelsey, Age 7 Stay away from prunes. Randy, Age 9 Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. Phillip, Age 13 [/QUOTE]

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