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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 353806" data-attributes="member: 1246">Signs you are a new father.............&nbsp;Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege. The sentence, &quot;Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?&quot; sounds normal. You are used to doing everything one-handed. The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one. The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero. Your idea of romance is hand-holding. You answer the question &quot;How are you?&quot; with &quot;We&#039;re fine.&quot; You decide whether a shirt is wearable not based on sweatiness, but based upon how well the spit-up stains match the shirt&#039;s main color. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 353806, member: 1246"] Signs you are a new father............. [B]Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege. The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal. You are used to doing everything one-handed. The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one. The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero. Your idea of romance is hand-holding. You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine." You decide whether a shirt is wearable not based on sweatiness, but based upon how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color. [/B] [/QUOTE]

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