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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="feeder53" data-source="post: 355516" data-attributes="member: 13283"><p>Found this on Denverbrown.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You May Be a UPS Driver If............ </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You watch the clock at work hoping you have more time left to work rather than less. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You think Christmas is a 4 letter word. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> Putting on a brown shirt makes you feel like Superman. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You start to yawn when your friends talk about the high cost of their health insurance. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You can't talk to anyone for over a minute without turning and starting to walk away. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You can eat with your fingers no matter how dirty your hands are. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You drink two gallons of water a day in the summer and never have to go to the bathroom. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You get off work before 6 o'clock and it feels like you had the afternoon off. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> Your favorite day in the neighborhood is trash day. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You have more brown pens at home than silverware. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> You take the family on a road trip and make the kids to pee in cups so you don't have to stop. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> When you see a brown truck on the street you immediately begin to critique the driver's methods. </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="feeder53, post: 355516, member: 13283"] Found this on Denverbrown. You May Be a UPS Driver If............ [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You watch the clock at work hoping you have more time left to work rather than less. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You think Christmas is a 4 letter word. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] Putting on a brown shirt makes you feel like Superman. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You start to yawn when your friends talk about the high cost of their health insurance. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You can't talk to anyone for over a minute without turning and starting to walk away. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You can eat with your fingers no matter how dirty your hands are. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You drink two gallons of water a day in the summer and never have to go to the bathroom. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You get off work before 6 o'clock and it feels like you had the afternoon off. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] Your favorite day in the neighborhood is trash day. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You have more brown pens at home than silverware. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] You take the family on a road trip and make the kids to pee in cups so you don't have to stop. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000] When you see a brown truck on the street you immediately begin to critique the driver's methods. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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