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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 358945" data-attributes="member: 1246">SIGNS THAT YOU ARE OVER THE HILL...............&nbsp;-You&#039;re sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.&nbsp;-You keep repeating yourself.&nbsp;-Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.&nbsp;-You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.&nbsp;-You keep repeating yourself.&nbsp;-You start video taping daytime game shows.&nbsp;-You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.&nbsp;-Your insurance company has started sending you their free&nbsp;calendar...a month at a time.&nbsp;-At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.&nbsp;-Your new easy chair has more options than your car.&nbsp;-When you do the &quot;Hokey Pokey&quot; you put your left hip out..and it stays out.&nbsp;-One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.&nbsp;-Conversations with people your own age often turn into &quot;dueling ailments.&quot;&nbsp;-You keep repeating yourself.&nbsp;-It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.&nbsp;-You discover the words, &quot;whippersnapper,&quot; &quot;scalawag,&quot; and &quot;by- cracky&quot; creeping into your vocabulary.&nbsp;-You&#039;re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.&nbsp;-You begin every other sentence with, &quot;Nowadays...&quot;&nbsp;-You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.&nbsp;-You look both ways before crossing a room.&nbsp;-You keep repeating yourself.&nbsp;-You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity. -You go to a garden party and you&#039;re mainly interested in the garden. -You keep repeating yourself. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 358945, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]SIGNS THAT YOU ARE OVER THE HILL...............[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You keep repeating yourself.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You keep repeating yourself.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You start video taping daytime game shows.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-Your insurance company has started sending you their free[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]calendar...a month at a time.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-Your new easy chair has more options than your car.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out..and it stays out.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You keep repeating yourself.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You discover the words, "whippersnapper," "scalawag," and "by- cracky" creeping into your vocabulary.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You look both ways before crossing a room.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You keep repeating yourself.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]-You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity. -You go to a garden party and you're mainly interested in the garden. -You keep repeating yourself. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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