Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 361088" data-attributes="member: 1246">George Carlin&#039;s ..............&nbsp;&quot;Things to do to keep People alert!!&quot;&nbsp;* Back up at the bank drive thru&nbsp;* At the grocery store, fill your wagon to the top with groceries &amp; then find a person in the checkout with 1 item &amp; ask if you can go ahead of them, becuase you&#039;re in a hurry&nbsp;*go up to anyone on the street &amp; say: &quot; Pardon me, I have NOTHING TO SAY!&quot;&nbsp;*when in&nbsp; a bar drinking &amp; someone offers to buy you a drink, say &quot;no thank you , but can I have the money instead.&quot;&nbsp;*go into a gift shop &amp; tell them you want your gift.&nbsp;* next time at a hotel , use the hotel sewing kit to sew the towels together &amp; then sew the sheets to the drapes.&nbsp;*next time you pull up to a toll booth, &amp; the guy sticks out his hand, Bargin with him. Tell them it&#039;s a used road &amp; you want a discount.&nbsp;* when driving &amp; there is&nbsp; someone is next to you say...&quot; PULL OVER! PULL OVER! PULL OVER!&quot; .then when they do, keep driving. Let them figure it out.&nbsp;Just a few tips to help keep American people alert!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 361088, member: 1246"] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4]George Carlin's ..............[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][B]"Things to do to keep People alert!!"[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]* Back up at the bank drive thru[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]* At the grocery store, fill your wagon to the top with groceries & then find a person in the checkout with 1 item & ask if you can go ahead of them, becuase you're in a hurry[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]*go up to anyone on the street & say: " Pardon me, I have NOTHING TO SAY!"[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]*when in a bar drinking & someone offers to buy you a drink, say "no thank you , but can I have the money instead."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]*go into a gift shop & tell them you want your gift.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]* next time at a hotel , use the hotel sewing kit to sew the towels together & then sew the sheets to the drapes.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]*next time you pull up to a toll booth, & the guy sticks out his hand, Bargin with him. Tell them it's a used road & you want a discount.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]* when driving & there is someone is next to you say...[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia]" PULL OVER! PULL OVER! PULL OVER!" .then when they do, keep driving. Let them figure it out.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Georgia]Just a few tips to help keep American people alert!![/FONT] [/QUOTE]

Verification