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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 361689" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Top Signs A Police Officer Is Too Fat.....</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. Traded his police cruiser for a Good Humor truck.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. On drug busts he's the battering ram.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. Uses powdered sugar to dust for prints.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. Once tasered a guy at McDonald's for skimping on the special sauce.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. He gets winded during roll call.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. Known as "New York's Tubbiest".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. Decided to join writers' strike just for the free donuts.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. His "nightstick" is a pepperoni.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. Calls for backup to help him get out of his squad car.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. Looks in the mirror and says "OK, break it up". </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 361689, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Top Signs A Police Officer Is Too Fat..... 10. Traded his police cruiser for a Good Humor truck. 9. On drug busts he's the battering ram. 8. Uses powdered sugar to dust for prints. 7. Once tasered a guy at McDonald's for skimping on the special sauce. 6. He gets winded during roll call. 5. Known as "New York's Tubbiest". 4. Decided to join writers' strike just for the free donuts. 3. His "nightstick" is a pepperoni. 2. Calls for backup to help him get out of his squad car. 1. Looks in the mirror and says "OK, break it up". [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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