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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 361722" data-attributes="member: 1246">GOLF, n.[1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.&nbsp;[2] a game of opposites - the world&#039;s slowest people are ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.[3] a colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the pink, and financially in the red. [4] a game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the law, but a form of moral effort.&nbsp;[5] a game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the green, and then you find yourself in a hole.&nbsp;&nbsp;GOLF CART, n. [1] A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie, it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 361722, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]GOLF, n.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][2] a game of opposites - the world's slowest people are ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][3] a colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the pink, and financially in the red. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][4] a game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the law, but a form of moral effort.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][5] a game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the green, and then you find yourself in a hole.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]GOLF CART, n. [1] A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie, it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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