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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 367361" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: #17365d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned.... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">A kid in Arizona wrote the essay below:</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #17365d"><span style="color: #17365d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>NEW School prayer</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #17365d"><span style="color: #17365d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>:</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Now I sit me down in school</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Where praying is against the rule </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">For this great nation under God</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Finds mention of Him very odd.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #17365d"><span style="color: #17365d"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>If Scripture now the class recites,</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">It violates the Bill of Rights.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">And anytime my head I bow</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Becomes a Federal matter now.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Our hair can be purple, orange or green,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">The law is specific, the law is precise.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">For praying in a public hall</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Might offend someone with no faith at all.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">In silence alone we must meditate, </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">God's name is prohibited by the state.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">To quote the Good Book makes me liable.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">We can get our condoms and birth controls,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">No word of God must reach this crowd.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">It's scary here I must confess,</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">When chaos reigns the school's a mess.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">So, Lord, this silent plea I make:</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Should I be shot; My soul please take!</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d">Amen</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #17365d"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 367361, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=#17365d][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned.... [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]A kid in Arizona wrote the essay below:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#17365d][COLOR=#17365d][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]NEW School prayer[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#17365d][COLOR=#17365d][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]:[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#17365d] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Now I sit me down in school[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Where praying is against the rule [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]For this great nation under God[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Finds mention of Him very odd.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#17365d][COLOR=#17365d][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]If Scripture now the class recites,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#17365d] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]It violates the Bill of Rights.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]And anytime my head I bow[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Becomes a Federal matter now.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Our hair can be purple, orange or green,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]The law is specific, the law is precise.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]For praying in a public hall[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Might offend someone with no faith at all.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]In silence alone we must meditate, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]God's name is prohibited by the state.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]To quote the Good Book makes me liable.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]We can get our condoms and birth controls,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]No word of God must reach this crowd.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]It's scary here I must confess,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]When chaos reigns the school's a mess.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]So, Lord, this silent plea I make:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Should I be shot; My soul please take![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d]Amen[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#17365d] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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