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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 367623" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Broken Lawn Mower </p><p> </p><p>Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,</p><p>and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, The car, email, fishing, always something more important to me. </p><p> </p><p>Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I</p><p>arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the</p><p>house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her</p><p>a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as</p><p>well sweep the driveway.' </p><p> </p><p>The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a</p><p>limp.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 367623, member: 1246"] The Broken Lawn Mower Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, The car, email, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. [/QUOTE]
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